Intr-o ordine aleatorie 1. Studentii la arte si teatru: Sunteti niste basinosi fara pic de originalitate. Daca te imbraci vintage, porti basca, te cari peste tot cu un cacat de …
Boss (to employee): Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension on this time of down-sizing! Knock, knock. Employee: Who’s there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Am aflat si eu de la un ospatar care`i adevarata ordine a servirii la masa… intotdeauna femeile primele. Femeile in varsta, femeile gravide, femeile urate, femeile grase, barbatii prosti, barbatii …