Author: Filip Pruncu

Bancu zilei..

Boss (to employee): Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension on this time of down-sizing! Knock, knock. Employee: Who’s there? Boss: Not you anymore.

Ordinea servirii la masa..

Am aflat si eu de la un ospatar care`i adevarata ordine a servirii la masa… intotdeauna femeile primele. Femeile in varsta, femeile gravide, femeile urate, femeile grase, barbatii prosti, barbatii …

..mda

siii.. peste 3 ore plec la munca.. sa lucrez 14 ore.. fain nu ?.. EDIT: Era ora 5 dimineata.. si nu dormisem deloc..